The Japanese lingerie company Wacoal is marketing girdles for men. Oh wait, no! "This is not a girdle, but exercise wear," stresses Wacoal spokesman Tadashi Nishitani. "We're trying to promote this as a health-supporting tool." The company claims the "Ex Walker" will help speed up men's metabolisms and force them to expend more effort walking. (Hey, just like wearing heels!) (Is that how Mitt Romney stays so trim?) The best part: Wacoal is in talks with numerous insurance companies that may subsidize the girdles to fight "metabolic disorder." [WSJ]