The Internet Is Losing Its Shit Over a Senator's Dairy Queen Tweet

This is Chuck Grassley, a Republican United States Senator from Iowa. (Everyone say “Hi Chuck!”) On Monday, he turned the Internet from a temporary repository for people to freak out about teenagers who work in retail to a den of speculation and—dare I say—wonder.

On Monday, the day before midterm elections, Grassley tweeted this:

“Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is a good place for u kno what” the tweet read. Naturally, people offered some challenging, intellectual conversation as to what exactly “u kno what” is:

According to Business Insider, this was all just a bunch of horny, drunk people on the Internet reading too much into things aka a ”

For Bhutt Seckz? RT @ChuckGrassley: Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is good place for u kno what

— Eddy M. (@Eddydas) November 3, 2014

“>misunderstanding:”

However, Grassley’s spokeswoman told Business Insider the senator was most likely referring to eating the company’s blended “Blizzard” sundaes.
“I presume he means ice cream or maybe more specifically, a Blizzard,” she said, attaching a photo of the Grassley enjoying some Dairy Queen ice cream.

A LIKELY STORY.

We here at the Jezebel Institute for Tweet Analysis have come up with a list of what we believe the Senator actually thinks the Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is a good place for:

To stare into the dark void of a Snickers Blizzard and reconsider all of your life choices.
Sitting in the parking lot and thinking up more dumb things you can say about President Obama.
Hanging out with Rick Perry.
Thanking God that you never actually endorsed Rick Perry that time he ran for president.
Ethics in gaming journalism.
Tacos (STAY WITH ME ON THIS, PEOPLE). Have you ever been out with your friends and they want to go to Dairy Queen but you’re feeling like tacos. With the DQ, you don’t have to compromise. And their tacos are not that bad. There, I said it. Team Dairy Queen Tacos FOREVER.

Although, in fairness, there is plenty of evidence to backup the Senator’s claim that this tweet was simply about the joys of ice cream. He is certainly not shy about expressing his love for food: