The Hotel du Petit Moulin in Paris' Marais neighborhood (the neighborhood of choice of the gays and the Jews!) has been designed by no other than Patsy and Edina's favorite designer, Monsieur Christian Lacroix. The look is one of "rowdy extravagance" that might be "too theatrical for some" and is "[n]ot for lovers of clean lines and low-key taupe," Patsy and Eddy would be proud, surely, but this leads us to wonder: Is the status hotel the new status meal, which was the new status bag?! We can't keep up with all this expensive shit. [Telegraph]