The Golden Girls Prepare For Valentine's Day, Buy Condoms

One Valentine's Day, Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche all decided to book a romantic cruise with their respective boyfriends. They went to the store to pick up some odds and ends and decided to practice safe sex and get some condoms as well. (Probs just to protect from diseases, seeing as how they they most likely had all gone through the "change" by then.) Of course, hilarity ensued and they needed a price check on the rubbers, exposing and embarrassing the girls to the entire store. Later on, their dates all backed out on the trip, so the girls shared a cheesecake around the kitchen table instead. Which, come to think of it, sounds a lot more fun than a cruise. Clip above.

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I had to present an exit project for high school in front of a panel of judges from the community in order to graduate from high school. I chose the topic of Sex Education in Public Schools, and at the end of my presentation, one of the panelists told me about the rise of STD's in the elderly community because some no longer use condoms after "the change."