The current cover of the Globe is pretty awesome/ridiculous. It's a bunch of celebrities looking like shit with the text: "Who'll Die First!" We particularly love that the headline includes an exclamation point, not a question mark,because obviously, the editors announcing not asking. Anyway, the Globe has a "doc"—a psychologist, the kind of doctor that can't even prescribe meds— analyze pictures and rumored behavior in order to calculate life expectancy for various celebs.
According to the psychologist, Lillian Glass, Britney Spears will only live for five more years, while Angelina Jolie and Nicole Richie (both reported former heroin users) will make it into their 60s. Also, 75-year-old Elizabeth Taylor—who's been on death's door ever since she was thrown from a horse while filming National Velvet at age 12, which sparked her lifelong addiction to pain pills—will outlive Lindsay Lohan.
Who'll Die First! - Doc's Shocking Report [Globe, via ONTD]