- OMFG VENA CAVA VENA CAVA we don't know what that is, but Anna Wintour showed up! As did a Hills cast member.
- Nukes flew over New Orleans but it was all a silly mistake.
- We met Malan of Project Runway and vadge itchy Emma Snowdon of the Fashionista Diaries, all in one night!
- There was a hurricane somewhere or something.
- We met a douchebag at the Glamour party!
- But the South Korean president met an even bigger one in Sydney.
- Osama Bin Laden invited us to convert to Islam and leave behind booze and bacon.
- Dodai got her picture taken with Seth Cohen at Calvin Klein!
- A ton of books about the Cheney administration came out that said shit like: he's been really powerful for a really long time mainly because he keeps pressing to make himself more powerful.
- But the iced tea at Bill Blass = OMG so good and Jennie is from the South so she knows!
- P. Diddy! Next to Gavin Rossdale! And baby Kingston !!!!!!!
- The American economy hemmorhaged jobs last month.
- You could be depressed about that, or you could do like Hollister and turn the fact that $5.50 an hour is all it costs to get hot way-underage Indiana teens to strip and make out with one another and turn it inot a lucrative business model!
- There's puke, and then there's meta-puke.
- Then there's that feeling of having purchased an iPod a week before Steve Jobs slashed the price two hundred bucks.
- And then there's CF Mandie Erickson.
- And then there's suicide.