The difference between Cosmo and Elle is that Cosmo is for the girl who is dating the guy who will never tell anyone how he gave his frat brother a blow job in college, while Elle is more for the girl who was date-raped, and later befriended, by that guy. And this month, both magazines interview "that guy's" favorite comedian, the funny-despicable Dane Cook, who tells Cosmo, "You haven't made it in Hollywood until someone says you're gay," and Elle that, well... "When I was about 20 fooling around with a girl a buddy and I had met, she started ripping our clothes off, and we were both comfortable enough in our sexuality and she was cute enough to keep our attention on her." Uh-huh.