Our least-favorite smug, snotty, friend-of-Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, is announcing that she's getting back into the movie-making business, meaning we'll soon be forced to see more of her mug on magazine covers and read her pretentious statements in accompanying profiles.

As Gwyneth explains to USA Today:

"I haven't done a real part in a long time. I'm going back to work now," she says. "When I had kids, I just wanted to be with them." But doing one movie a year "makes you more interesting as a person and wife (to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin) and mother."


It also makes you richer, honey, but then again, you need all the help being "interesting" that you can get.