The CBS Comedy Season Premiere Party Was No Laughing Matter

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Last night CBS held a party at LA club Area to celebrate its comedy shows; naturally, we got a lot of How I Met Your Mother and New Adventures of Old Christine. And the kid from Two And a Half Men. And apparently there was a dress code of "Boring or Crummy Attire" because people really ran with it: what wasn't absolutely safe and basic was just flat-out not very good. I mean, I doubt I could work up much enthusiasm for what was probably, like, a mandatory work thing, but talk about phoning it in! And I will not make some joke about how that's what they do for a living, because I just don't watch enough CBS to know if it's true. The Good, The Bad, The Boring - after the jump!


The Good:

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Jamie King's pretty little one-shoulder is a "Good" on any terms!

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But you see what I'm saying here; however unimpeachable the Little Black Dress, is it still unimpeachable if everyone - including Megyn Price - is wearing it?

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Sure, Nancy Lenehan's doing "mom," but there's a time and a place for that.
The Bad:

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My sources have told me this is a jumpsuit!!! As such: Bad.

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I really like Kaley Cuoco's shoes; what a shame I can't get behind this unflattering, un-basic black number.

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I kinda liked Alyson Hannigan's frock, but then the hanging jabot started to remind me of a trailing organ after a lion mauling and, in combo, with the color, that became all I could see every time I looked at it.

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I guess pants and little top is still a uniform, but it looks chintzy on Bianca Kajlich.

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As I've aged, I've realized my mother was wrong about many things. Unfortunately the dangers of horizontal stripes was not one of them. Doesn't Alex Kapp Horner have a mom?
The Ugly:

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Tricia O' Kelley's tunic, thy name is Fug.

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DISCUSSION

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Erin Gloria Ryan

This one time, at band camp, I stuck my flute up my vagina dress.