We love how shamelessly tacky The Insider can be with their "In Depth" stories, which tend to focus on sideshow-like types (morbidly obese children, limbless parents who change diapers with their mouths, pregnant little people, Virgie Arthur, etc). Last night, Insider producers decided to track down Jocelyn Wildenstein, the infamous socialite/plastic surgery patient, for a comment on Britney Spears' new lip injections. The only thing more confusing than The Bride of Wildenstein's face is what comes out of her mouth: "Everything is healing. And you have to believe in your future. And we all heal." But the best is that The Insider takes this at (reconstructed) face value, with Mark Steines giving statistics on how long it might take Brit to heal from her procedure. Camp at its best!
@foree: When she started the process, she did. Now she just looks like a clay sculpture of a face, mid-process.
NO! You know what she looks like? Remember that crappy industrial-themed musical that Bette Midler was in in Beaches? Remember how at the end of her song she spun around and had that mask on? She looks like that mask!