Illustration for article titled The April iElle/i: To Be A Genius Is To Be Privileged, Expensive

The "Genius Issue" of Elle has hit newsstands—-and no, it's not full of Mensa members in Missoni—-just strange fashion, insecurity increasing beauty and of course, cover lies!

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In the April Elle, a genius is a hairstylist who typically charges $300 a haircut, suggests shampooing every other day and Bumble and Bumble Surf Spray. A genius could also be a celebrity with a new movie coming out who also attended Stanford...for one year. Or genius is simply clothing inspired by graphic representations of the work place—-like pie charts, the stock exchange and line graphs! In this installment of cover lies, discover other intellectually stimulating things you'll find in this lady mag.




Illustration for article titled The April iElle/i: To Be A Genius Is To Be Privileged, Expensive

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I'm not a genius; this issue is not for me! I am quite a smartass though; maybe I'll use it for toilet paper.