The 15 Most Inappropriate Baby Outfits

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Good parenting often comes down to making choices, and some of those choices extend to clothing. Here we collect some kiddie fashions that should prompt calls to Child Protective Services.

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"Shocker" onesie, £11


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"Sexy Baby" T-shirt, $13.95


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"I'm Too Sexy for My Diaper" onesie, $14.95


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"Not Gay" bib, $12


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Pasties T-shirt, £516


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Michael Jackson/penis onesie, available at on the Atlantic City Boardwalk


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"I'm Living Proof My Mom Is Easy" T-shirt, $14.80


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"Stripper" onesie, $18


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"Give the Finger" bib, $12


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"Shit Happens When You Party Naked" onesie, $17.50


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"Daddy Drinks Because I Cry" T-shirt, $20


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"My Daddy and I Both Like Nice Boobs" onesie, $25.35


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"Mom's a M.I.L.F." onesie, $19.95


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"MotorBoatin' S.O.B." onesie, £11


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Marijuana costume, $29.99

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Should I never have children because I LOL'd at the pot leaf costume?