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Teri Hatcher Desperate To Ruin Eva Longoria's Special Day

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  • The Eva Longoria nupti-news continues: Ryan Seacrest wept and everyone got huffy (heh) when Teri Hatcher showed up mugging for cameras in a dress tailored to look exactly like the bridesmaid dress. Um, if succeeding at undermining someone requires wearing a bridesmaid dress when you don't have to we would normally call it a Pyrric Victory but it was Eva Longoria, so, go Teri! [Gatecrasher]
  • Madonna demands eye contact during interviews. We can't wait to see the contract her lawyers drew up for sex! [Huffington Post]
  • Aw. Sean Preston is only three years old and already he is carrying mommy's cigarettes like a good boy. Baby knows it's hard to fit everything in mommy's bikini bottoms! [The Sun]
  • New word we just made up: Fauxbriety. It's what guylined Ashlee Simpson boychick Pete Wentz is into when he's not practicing sobriety. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Brandon Davis should maybe look into it! [Page Six]
  • Live Earth-athon: The Police kiss Al Gore's ass, Kanye kisses Sting's ass, Alicia Keys kisses Keith Richards' ass, everyone gets along! [Rush & Molloy]
  • A Senator showed up on the DC Madam's list but he's from Louisiana so it doesn't actually count. [Washington Post]
  • Jamie Lee Curtis: I have a terrorist's mind. [Huffington Post]
  • Memo to Jamie Lee: Then please do something about this. [TMZ]
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Bitch should have put her in the wedding party.