Teen Prom: Grotesque Gowns & Girl-On-Girl Action

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The new issue of Teen Prom has Kristin Cavallari on the cover and a gaggle of wretched dresses inside. The most interesting thing about the ads in the magazine? How extremely touchy-feely the female models have been directed to pose with each other. Some ads have male "prom dates" for the girls to stand with, but mostly they're just left to caress one another, drape themselves over each other and hold hands. After the jump, some fairly "friendly" poses, with home-made bubbles spouting poetry by Sappho. (Hey, it's one way to make sure you don't get knocked up on the big night, right?)

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Poetry Of Sappho [Isle Of Lesbos]

DISCUSSION

washionfore
washionfore

First, Kristin Cavallari's hair - UGH!

Second, Can we have a Jezzie's ugly/ embarassing/ worst prom attire contest? I'm sure it would be a logistical nightmare for us to all send pictures in but wouldn't it be worth it, "meeting" each other under the auspice of teenage awkwardness?