Didn't catch Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's fight with the Kardashians this weekend? You missed a golden opportunity to weep for the state of humanity. Keep in mind that everyone involved in this story is paid thousands of dollars to star on a TV show and regularly appears on magazine covers while you languish in obscurity.
On Friday, Farrah criticized Kourtney Kardashian for getting pregnant again, saying:
Im Shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM? Maybe its a fake pregnancy like kims wedding SAD
Of couse, Teen Mom has nothing to do with Kourtney's situation because the whole point of the show is that it isn't the best idea to have unprotected sex and get pregnant when you're under 18, entirely dependant on your mother, and are dating a jerk with no discernable occupation. Oh, right. Well, as Kourtney points out, she isn't 18:
Why would I have anything to do with teen mom? I'm 32 years old! I may look young honey, but don't get it twisted. :)
Things should have ended with that insincere smiley face, but the rest of Kourtney's crew (okay, krew) felt the need to defend her against a far less famous 20-year-old who said something silly on the internet. Scott Disick retorted, "Were not teenagers ya fucking moron" and Khloe chimed in, "I don't even know who this person is?" The always eloquent Scott answered, "I just thought she was some shit stain on twitter, no?" while Kourtney spent the rest of the day sharing unrelated Tweets about the Kardashians' staunch anti-bullying policy.
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It took poor Farrah a while, but finally yesterday she started to piece together the complexities of this feud. She later clarified that she didn't mean to insult Kourtney, but hopes she "takes her relationship w/her boyfriend more serious 4 their children." Though Kourtney is a 32-year-old millionaire in a long-term relationship with the father of her child, for the sake of the kiddies they should marry (when E! allows it, of course). Farrah added:
caught wind of these dramatic articles, w/ loser scott disick or some boyfriend of kourtneys , is Shit Stain< racist 4 black? Great dad!NOT
Sorry Farrah, we don't have enough information to comment on Scott Disick's true feelings on ethnicity, but we're pretty sure he wasn't speaking in racist. To be honest, your comments were pretty shitty, and we resent that you've forced us to even somewhat agree with Mr. American Psycho.
