Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal No Longer Singing "You Belong With Me"

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  • Ladies and gentlemen, Swiftenhaal is no more.

Mere weeks after Jake Gyllenhaal bought Taylor Swift an $11,000 guitar for her birthday, the couple have split. In fact, a source says they broke up last month! After meeting in October and spending Thanksgiving together, Taylor and Jake had a heap of latte and ice cream dates (perhaps because she wasn't old enough for cocktails). Taylor is probably writing a song about Brooklyn and coffee right now. [People]

  • Be advised: Snooki is not a role model and sometimes wakes up in a garbage can. [Just Jared]
  • Eva Longoria is bouncing back from her breakup with husband Tony Parker by spending lots of time with Penelope Cruz's little brother Eduardo, a Spanish pop star with a labret piercing. [Page Six]
  • Victoria Beckham admits she had a boob job, which we already knew about so what's the point? [Digital Spy]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow did an interview with Good Housekeeping, in which she spoke in detail about her post-partum depression: "I couldn't access my heart. I couldn't access my emotions. I couldn't connect. It was terrible. It was the exact opposite of what had happened when Apple was born. With her, I was on cloud nine. I couldn't believe it wasn't the same [with Moses]. I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person." [NYDN]
  • Meanwhile, Gwyneth and Cee-Lo are in the studio doing a remix of "Forget You." [Access Hollywood]
  • In an effort to keep us interested without Simon Cowell and after seasons of suckage, American Idol has some new changes: An updated set list, faster elimination, online voting, an Idol mansion, original songs, and maybe even music videos. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • So you know how Lindsay Lohan's gorge new beach house happens to be next to where Sam Ronson lives? And you know how Sam is pissed about the situation? Well Lindsay will move if it makes Sam happy. Allegedly. Lindsay wants to keep the peace. It's a new year! [TMZ]
  • Meanwhile, the Palm Desert Police Dept. is saying that Lindsay did in fact commit battery against a Betty Ford employee. Which makes her in violation of her probation. [People]
  • Lindsay Lohan's lawyer is pissed at the Palm Desert Police Dept. for announcing that Lindsay has violated her probation: "The fact that the Palm Desert Police Department went outside this limited role to issue a press statement expressing its opinion about what should happen in Ms. Lohan's case is highly unusual and deeply troubling." [People]
  • Christina Aguilera's boyfriend gave her a ring, but it's NOT, repeat, not an engagement ring. [People]
  • Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp are "quietly dating." Mellencamp is separated but not divorced from wife Elaine Irwin. [People]
  • As you may recall, Meg was married to Dennis Quaid when she took up with Russell Crowe; as Ted Casablanca puts it, "Meg is no stranger to marriage messes." [E!]
  • LeAnn Rimes got implants. Maybe. [E!]
  • The manslaughter hearing for Michael Jackson's doctor has begun, and there were Jackson family members in the courtroom. [ABC News]
  • The headline of the story says one thing, but the URL on this National Enquirer tale reads thusly: "John Travolta Abandons Wife Male Spa Party Gay." [National Enquirer]
  • Little Fockers got bad reviews but the stars made MILLIONS. Millions. $20 million each for Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro; $15 million for Owen Wilson, $7 million for Barbra Streisand. [Page Six]
  • Lady Gaga's choreographer is getting her own show on E! Title suggestion: No Pants Allowed. [EW]
  • Hey, you know how board games are becoming movies? Battleship, Candy Land, etc? Well get ready for Ouija, directed by McG. Based on the board. If only this were a joke. [The Wrap]
  • Gucci Mane is in a mental facility, but it's tough to tell if it is just part of his defense strategy. [TMZ]
  • "I got practical issues, like everybody… I had just got taken for one half of everything I had in the divorce, so it's not like I don't have to work. [But volunteering in Haiti] is where I'll be when I'm not working, for the rest of my life." — Sean Penn. [Page Six]
  • "We had two weeks' worth of sex scenes to shoot. Justin would just wear a sock that covered his frontal parts, so yeah, I could pretty much see everything. I had tiny nipple pasties and a little pasty on my hoo-ha. We couldn't have been more uncomfortable in the beginning, but by the 14th day, we'd just drop our robes, like, 'Hey, how's it goin'?'" — Mila Kunis on shooting Friends With Benefits with Justin Timberlake. [Digital Spy]



I had just got taken for one half of everything I had in the divorce

Is such an asshole comment. What did his ex-wife do, sneak up behind him and swipe half of his snarly-faced shit? Or, maybe his kids pulled a Shanghai Surprise and beat him with coin-stuffed socks and robbed him blind.