Taylor Swift Awesomely Got Bored Of Tim Tebow In Five Seconds And Might Be Dating Mark Foster Now

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Country-crossover-singer-songwriter and America's unicorn Taylor Swift very likely touched footballer and rumored Te-beau Tim Tebow's Te-boner last month, but he was too busy being a virgin (or maybe being a virgin in the company of Dianna Agron) to hold her interest. She may have moved on with Mark Foster, lead singer of Foster The People. Creepers in Los Angeles caught them dining al fresco at Cafe Roma on Thursday and leaving separately to avoid tabloid speculation. The "Pumped Up Kicks" hitmaker was recently linked to Michelle Trachtenberg, while Sweet Baby Tay has had high-profile flings with literally all the conventional-looking Hollywood pretty boys you can shake a stick at, plus something called a John Mayer, which I hear is a type of fungus that grows inside an unwashed coffee cup in the heat. [VH1]

  • Tom Jones is willing to shave his chest hair off for $7 million dollars. I have a gum wrapper and used single-swipe Metro Card. Let's talk turkey. [Contact Music]
  • Sarah Jessica Parker is hosting an intimate Obama fundraiser that one lucky donor will score a ticket to. Tom Jones is willing to shave off his chest hair. Let's talk turkey. [The Times Of India]
  • Sing a dirge for Jennifer Lopez because since she had kids, her feet have never returned to their normal size. [Contact Music]
  • Bono is going to make a cool $1.5 billion thanks to Friday's Facebook IPO. [MTV News]
  • To promote What To Expect When You're Expecting, Matthew Morrison told Jimmy Kimmel on Your Evening Programme With Jimmy Kimmel, Appealingly Husky: "My senior year of high school my dad actually took me to work [delivering babies]. it was the first time I saw a vagina. And then, this alien coming through." [Belfast Telegraph]
  • Raven Symone took to Twitter to let us know that she considers the rumors about her sexual orientation so not Raven. [HuffPo]
  • I'm sure John Travolta's do-rag is not feeling very Raven either, as two more masseurs have spoken out against him/it. [TVNZ]
  • Nick Stahl is still missing but emailed his friends and promised he'd go to rehab. [TMZ]
  • Brangelina spent a fuck ton of money on Harry Potter merchandise at Harrods for their kids to bring to Malfoy Manor home. [The Sun]
  • Janice Dickinson is getting evicted from her house. [Contact Music]
  • Loretta Lynn is 3 years older than we thought. [USA Today]
  • Clint Eastwood's wife Dina pierces her belly button to quash daughter Morgan's desire to do so in the pilot of their new reality show Mrs. Eastwood And Company, which also features a South African boy band. What? [Us Magazine]
  • "I don't go out on Halloween. I'm usually at restaurants. What's Battleship?" says Wes Anderson amiably and predictably. [Vulture]
  • "Even just the title of [my song], for a woman to say she can't be tamed... for a woman in the world with my face saying 'I can't be tamed' when that's really all people wanted to do, I think proves how sexist people still really are," renowned feminist scholar Miley Cyrus told Amanda de Cadenet. [Gossip Cop]
  • Mena Suvari reached a divorce settlement with her ex and their lawyer writhed around naked in rose petals. [TMZ]
  • Community showrunner Dan Harmon has been ousted. [HuffPo]
  • Chace Crawford may be dating newscaster and former Dancing With The Stars contestant Erin Andrews. [Contact Music]
  • Colin Firth joins Reese Witherspoon in the upcoming West Memphis Three movie. [Express]
  • Here is Tara Reid stumbling drunk out of Eva Longoria's yacht in Cannes because it's 2007 again and I'd better find my super-cool American Apparel pleather leggings. [Daily Mail]



The treatment of Tebow here is so disappointing. He is making his own sexual choices, and he is getting dumped on. If a famous woman were a virgin, I sincerely doubt she would be treated like this. Mocking a man for being a virgin comes from the same place as mocking women for having several sexual partners. It is not that uncommon for jezebel commenters to admit to being virgins. Clearly, I should just mock away the next time I see one.