Good news! Target has heard our cries of confusion as to why their Fifty Shades of Grey massage oils, vibrating whips and leather-scented blindfolds was put next to the innocent toothbrushes reserved for children. They may not change where these things are kept, but one this is for certain, they care. And, sorry commenters, they probably didn't put the toys next to the toothbrushes because that's how many of you got your first orgasms.
But thanks for the suggestion! I won't knock it until I've tried it!