Avid tanner Patricia Krentcil was in court yesterday, pleading not guilty to child endangerment charges after school officials suspected that she took her 5-year-old child into a tanning booth. As part of a segment on ABC's Good Morning America, Krentcil said, "I've been tanning my whole life."

ABC took a photo of Krentcil to dermatologist Dr. Doris Day — yes that is her real name — who, without meeting Krentcil, diagnosed the Tan Mom with Tanorexia. "Wow… This is a problem," Dr. Day proclaimed. Translation: Blah blah blah OMFG HER FACE.


Tanning Mom Denies Charges in N.J. Court [ABC/GMA]

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