Talented Fools Tap Dancing to Cups Will Make You Smile Like an Idiot

Of course by fools, I mean JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE. I mean, I fell down twice today just by walking. I don’t know if it’s the theater dork in me, but I can’t turn away. Excuse me while I attempt to pull off this routine — if there are no other posts tonight, call the paramedics or just let me die in peace.