In a no doubt heart-warming boost for embattled PM Tony Blair, it's emerged that the Brits are actually good at something after all: Having big tits!.
Yup. Apparently more than half of all those busty British babes - 57% - need a bra cup of size D or larger. But the best news is that those olive-skinned, doe-eyed, slinky, 'oh we're so much sexier than anyone else' bastard Italian girls come in last!
Suck it, Italy.
Also, one day you WILL run to fat.