Take It Off! At Taking Of Pelham 123 Premiere

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The premiere of Gratuitous Remake The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3 at Westwood's Mann Village Theatre was...something else. Sure, Taraji and Aisha looked great. And then there was Cloris Leachman. And Kim Kardashian. And did we mention Bai Ling?

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Taraji P Henson is like Athena: it's as though she emerged, majestic and with a perfect sense of style more developed than those of stars who've had ten years in the spotlight to perfect the art.


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Aisha Tyler works her height with such confidence; you never see her retreating into some lame pee-pee-induced I'm-a-little-teapot!


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Major props to AnnaLynne McCord for embracing her curls (not that she doesn't have the choice, of course.)


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Cloris Leachman's mind is one I wouldn't mind inhabiting, Malkovich-style (except with her mind.) Especially when she's standing in front of her closet and selecting this transparent shirt. Is it just a fuck it, she can, thing? I mean, by all means, carry on!


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I personally think Kim Kardashian is stunning. Sometimes in my mind I give her a makeover and dress her just like Gina Lollobrigida in Roma, Roma, Roma!


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Amanda Righetti has seen Pretty Woman a few too many times. Although that shorts getup she wears to the polo match or whatever would be worse.


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Props to LaLa for seeing her motif through in every facet of her outfit. Questions on making that motif "the furious cat."


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Jo Champa's doily is fascinating: you can look and look and still not be sure what the worst thing about it is.


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Bai Ling's Nipples: A Dress dress is actually something a little girl would covet, which one cannot say of most of her wardrobe! It's like Odette's sister, Nipplette!


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As we know, I am obsessed with Kat Kramer, who is ubiquitous, has a MySpace, and whose closet appears to resemble the Upper East Side branch of HousingWorks thrift shop, on those drop-off days when old ladies bring in Lilly Pulitzer and Reagan-era Cassini and old Cuisinart Lo-Fat cookbooks.

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DISCUSSION

GayRobotsRUS
GayRobotsRUS

Bai Ling is downright demure... no nipples, no bandaids of truth, no crotchtacular skirts... I'm almost disappointed.