The winners are in!
Last week, we put out a call for the best (worst) bad sex stories. And boy, did readers come through. In fact, the hundreds and hundreds of submissions we received make us want to retire our genitals forever.
The best way to deal with a terrible, cringe-inducing, possibly hilarious sexual experience is to tell strangers. Win a copy of Worst Laid Plans by submitting yours in the comments. The best (worst?) ones will be put to a vote.
Growing up, I was freakishly small and no one paid attention to me. There are always some-those gnomes of the schoolyard running in slow motion toward puberty. We sad sideshows were the same as our peers emotionally, if not physically.