Oh My God, It's Prince George in Modern Clothing
All the royals have released their annual Christmas cards. This isn’t really important, except for a) the window it…
Don't Worry, Kate and Meghan WILL Spend Christmas Together
With the entire world looking on, willing four grown people they’ve never met to fully embody a made-for-TV holiday…
Don't Even Try to Escape the Media's Royal Wedding Feeding Frenzy
A week out from the May 19 wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, if you are interested in casually perusing some…
Royal Fashion Experts Speculate on Meghan's Wedding Dress and Whether She'll Go Tiara
She isn’t a royal yet, but Meghan Markle has rapidly ascended to the uppermost echelons of global celebrity, and that…
Gaze Upon the New Royal Baby, Peasants
Will and Kate have left the Lindo Wing with the latest addition to the family—a boy fifth in line for the throne, name…
Prince Harry Really Hijacked This Year's Family Christmas Letter
Season’s greetings from the Windsors! Charles and Camilla are celebrating the duchess’s 70th birthday; William is proud…
Trial Finally Starts in Will and Kate's Lawsuit Over 2012 Publication of Topless Vacation Photos
Approximately one hundred Internet years ago—in September 2012—French publications Closer and La Provence published…
Are Will and Kate Peeving 'Posh Locals' With Plans for Palace Basement Revamp?
After a long country idyll, Will and Kate and kiddos are returning to London. But first they want more room in…
Princess Charlotte Attacks a Balloon Arch With Joy and Destruction in Her Tiny Royal Heart
On Thursday, your good friends Will, Kate, George, and Charlotte appeared at a party for military families at…
Will and Kate Want Another Baby, Claims 'Family Friend'
Are William and Catherine, Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, considering—even now—another pregnancy? Am I considering…
Kate Middleton Rewore a Dress, Admits She Liked Uno As a Kid
After a brief summertime absence from the public eye, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is back to the royal grind. This…
Will and Kate Have Gone Country
Does it seem like you see 95-year-old Prince Phillip lots more than you see Prince William or his stylish wife…
Prince William and Duchess Kate Are Your Favorite Well-Meaning White Friends
We all have those well-meaning, but slightly clueless white friends. You know, the ones who force you to explain that…
What's Going on With Harry's Pants?
There are two possibilities, here.
FYI, Kate Middleton Doesn't Sweat
Of course she doesn’t.
Will and Kate Are Getting a Documentary Series on Reelz
As of April, Will & Kate (TM) have been married five years. How the time flies! And us plebes can celebrate their…
Family Goes Skiing
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Okay, Fine, the Royal Family Is Cute
Will, Kate & company have released a family photo alongside season’s greetings to the world. Prince George still looks…
Lauren Graham and Mae Whitman Are Working on an Adaptation of The Royal We
The Royal We—a playful, fictionalized riff on the real-life romance of Will and Kate, written by Jessica Morgan and…
Caption This: Will, Kate and Harry Go to a Rugby Match
The Rugby World Cup is currently unfolding over in the UK. And so naturally, your mom, dad and uncle—sorry, I mean…