President Donald Trump is bringing his death rattle schtick to 60 Minutes.

Hey, authority.

Given Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s ability to deflect, the New Yorker’s new profile on the White House press secretary is about as clarifying and detailed as one could be; it doesn’t reveal many new insights about Sanders, so much as confirming much of what her public persona displays: that she is an ultra-conservative…

While Donald Trump comes across as the idiotic madman that he is in Bob Woodward’s explosive Trump White House biography, Fear, another bad man in Trump’s collection of bad men, Rob Porter, is spared.

It was me. I am the adult who must fight in the shadows to try and stop the president from being rude.

The White House has reportedly fired speechwriter Darren Beattie, a man who spoke alongside white nationalists at a conference for racists. According to the Washington Post, the administration reportedly pressured Beattie to resign after CNN investigated Beattie’s involvement at the 2016 H.L. Mencken Club Conference.…

Melania Trump seems to be very much alone in her position. 

Welcome to another edition of Omarosa Manigault Newman Secretly Recording Shit in the White House. Today, President Trump’s dulcet, nasally tunes make their debut.

Hope Hicks, the former White House Communications Director who was best known for being extremely quiet and reluctant to speak to members of the press (which some might call not doing her job), dating a fellow White House staffer who resigned after the emergence of allegations of domestic abuse, and testifying before…

In a profile in the New York Times, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan explained at length how his strong leadership skills helped avoid “tragedy” in the Trump administration:

Just....don’t.

While Sarah Huckabee Sanders has denied rumors that she plans on getting the hell out of the White House, administration officials have quietly begun planning for her eventual departure, according to Politico.

Just a quick Fourth of July story: A random man was wondering around my small suburban city’s celebration wearing a custom hat that said “Booby Inspector” and a Donald Trump t-shirt. God bless America!

Sources at the White House—a great place to work for ten days, a year tops—told CBS on Wednesday that press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders (this lady) is planning to leave her position by the end of the year. The same report had it that principal deputy press secretary Raj Shah is also considering leaving his post.

Andrew Giuliani, White House staffer, golfer, and son of Rudy Giuliani, recently had his West Wing access revoked by John Kelly, Axios reports. Yes, there are two Giulianis running around the White House, and they seem equally cool and qualified. More importantly, this not-particularly-recent photography suggests that…

White House senior advisers and professional grifters Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are cleaning the fuck up outside of the administration jobs they were given because of daddy president. According to new financial disclosures, the couple made a whopping $82 million in outside income in 2017. $82 million!

Donald Trump can’t stop, won’t stop tearing shit up.

On Wednesday night, Donald Trump will host an iftar dinner at the White House in commemoration of Ramadan, a holy month of fasting in the Islamic calendar. On behalf of us Muslims everywhere, I’d like to RSVP ‘fuck no’.

Commander of cheese.

CNN reported that Kelly Sadler, the White House communications aide who back in May allegedly made a headline-grabbing remark about Senator John McCain’s brain cancer diagnosis, was let go from her job on Tuesday, according to a White House official.