Melania Could Have Made Salads
The Clemson Tigers, college football champions, visited the White House on Monday evening as a reward for doing a very…
Melania's Snow Day
It snowed in Washington, D.C. this weekend, and all Donald Trump wanted, as he gazed out at the winter wonderland…
Ivanka Trump to Empower Every Single Woman on the Entire Planet
Ivanka Trump, first daughter and effective government employee, is kicking off 2019 with a White House initiative aimed…
Is Melania Wearing Leather Pants, or Are Those Her Barbie Legs?
Life’s full of mysteries; on Thursday, Melania Trump returned from her husband’s impromptu visit to the troops in Iraq…
The Nightmare Before Christmas
If you reach Dante’s fifth circle of hell you will find a swamp and also the White House’s annual Christmas party.…
Donald Trump Looking for Chief of Friend
No one wants to be Donald Trump’s chief of staff, including his current chief of staff, John Kelly. But does anyone…
Old Men No Longer on Speaking Terms
John Kelly may resign any day now, according to (of course) anonymous sources. We might not know exactly which day, but…
Melania, Among Trees
Ding, dong. Bing, bong. Carolers unite. Hear the bells, they are ringing, watch the children, they are singing. Deep in…
Sarah Sanders Has New Rules to Help White House Reporters Be Good Boys and Girls
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has released a new set of rules that journalists must follow if they…
President's Daycare Schedule Updated
After an apparent gap since John Kelly first instituted it in April, the president now has “policy time” back on his…
Melania Trump's Communications Team Is Good at This
First Lady Melania Trump’s communications team, an excellent team, seems a little salty after Michelle Obama said Trump…
White House Suspends Jim Acosta's Press Pass Following Contentious Exchange With Trump at News Conference
The White House announced on Wednesday evening that it is revoking CNN chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta’s…
The President Reportedly Still Dicks Around Most of the Day
How does human pumpkin Donald Trump spend his days? We already know that he doesn’t read or bother with intelligence…
Donald Trump Is Going on 60 Minutes
President Donald Trump is bringing his death rattle schtick to 60 Minutes.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Crusader
Given Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s ability to deflect, the New Yorker’s new profile on the White House press secretary is…
Bob Woodward's Trump Tell-All Glosses Over Rob Porter's Alleged History of Abuse
While Donald Trump comes across as the idiotic madman that he is in Bob Woodward’s explosive Trump White House…
I Wrote the Op-Ed
It was me. I am the adult who must fight in the shadows to try and stop the president from being rude.
Speech Writer Reportedly Too Racist for Racist White House
The White House has reportedly fired speechwriter Darren Beattie, a man who spoke alongside white nationalists at a…