Dec 27
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Trump finally signed a second covid relief bill into law on Sunday evening, but not without fucking over millions of…
Dec 8
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The primary point of Elf on a Shelf, to my childless understanding, is that the elf acts as a sort of “eyes of Dr.…
Dec 6
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Are you at all surprised to hear that Trump has been plotting a dramatic exit from the White House on Inauguration…
Nov 18
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Nearly two weeks after Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election, President Trump is still…
Nov 12
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Lost amid the chaos of President Trump’s refusal to admit defeat in the 2020 presidential election, his haphazard…
Oct 26
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On a moderately cloudy and brisk night in a cursed land called Washington, DC, two evil specters opened the doors of…
Oct 15
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On Thursday, Chris Christie released a statement urging the public to take the covid-19 seriously and advocating for…
Oct 14
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On Tuesday, the Justice Department sued Melania Trump’s former senior advisor Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, claiming…
Oct 5
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So, despite everything, Wednesday’s vice presidential debate will still take place as planned, albeit with one minor…
Oct 5
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I was looking on the internet today and found some pictures of Kayleigh McEnany, a very important person in the…
Oct 2
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It’s been 24 hours after President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump tested positive for covid-19, and the…
Aug 29
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White House officials say that the federal government is “absolutely on track” with getting a covid-19 vaccine…
Aug 23
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As I write this blog from the smoke-choked Bay Area, where ash from the historically devastating wildfires has…
Jun 22
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Ambulatory mustache John Bolton has been on a real tear of a book tour this past week, shopping around his White…
Jun 10
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The worst part of Kayleigh McEnany’s tenure as White House Press Secretary isn’t having to pay attention to someone…
Jun 1
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Though it seems like she’s been at it for years, Kayleigh McEnany gave her first White House press briefing just one…
May 10 2020
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Mike Pence, a man so convinced the power of prayer and homophobia will ward off illness he wandered into a facility…
Apr 7 2020
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I have almost forgotten about all the bit players in the White House, and I entirely forgot about Stephanie Grisham,…
Feb 13 2020
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Former White House Communications Director Hope Hicks, a model with zero prior political experience when she first…
Jan 8 2020
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Last night, Iran launched missiles at Iraqi bases where U.S. troops were housed. It was a direct response to the…