"You can feel it, hold it, put it in your mouth, and see how great it tastes," suggests a handsome man in a new commercial. No, he is not talking about his dick, but a British brand of e-cigarettes called VIP.
Waiting in line is enraging. Seeing people skip the line because they're rich, famous and/or Justin Bieber is even more enraging. It is probably the single most important reason why I want to become rich, famous and/or Justin Bieber: so I can skip the line (while releasing massive farts as punishment to the masses for…
Imagine, for a sweet, fleeting moment, that you're a Very Important Person at Coachella. Maybe you're Lindsay Lohan or Audrina Patridge and you've had one Luna bar too many. Now you feel an urgency, which, since you're a VERY IMPORTANT PERSON, should mean that you get to stroll off to a quiet little water closet…
