Suri Cruise's Clothing Line Is Our Fearsome New Reality
Now that Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise have been away from the Xenu madness and securely ensconced in the filthy bosom…
In Her Ongoing Campaign of Vehicular Recklessness, Amanda Bynes Smoked Pot In Her Car
Because we all haven't heard enough about Amanda Bynes' exploits behind the wheel, she apparently drove around…
Nick Lachey And Vanessa Minnillo Tied The Knot
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Mannillo are officially newlyweds!
Angelina's Pissed That Brad Called Courteney Cox
- In the ongoing haterade-fueled campaign against Angelina Jolie, the latest is that she's "furious" that Brad Pitt…
Is Lady Gaga Getting Married?
- It's from The Sun, so, you know, consider the source and all, but one of Lady Gaga's roadies claims that the singer is…
Julia Roberts Adopting A Baby From India
- Julia Roberts is allegedly trying to adopt a baby from India.
Chris Brown: "I Want To Understand My Feelings"
- Chris Brown, currently on his National Bow Tie Apology Tour, says he's ready to meet with a counselor: "I want to…
True Beauty May Be The Worst TV Show In Broadcast History
It is rare that a show is so stupid, so offensive, so asinine and yet at the same time so incredibly dull that you…
Samantha Ronson: No Gigs At Gay Bars?
- Did Samantha Ronson refuse to DJ a lesbian bar because "she doesn't do those kind of venues" ? [Page Six]
Fun & Fugly Fashions Were On Display At The Lisa Kline Store In L.A.
Party-loving publicist Jonathan Cheban launched his Kritik clothing line at the celeb-friendly Lisa Kline store in Los…
What Does An Orgasm Really Sound Like, Anyway?
Men's Health just put out a list of "50 Things Men Wish You Knew" and never have we snapped down so forcefully on our…
Amy Winehouse's Brain May Not Be Normal
- Today in Amy Winehouse news: The singer left rehab, hopped on a helicopter and flew to London to get a brain scan.…
Could You Come If You Had To Look At Nick Lachey's Sex Face? A Poll
Ah, sex face. The histrionic Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god YES of the male species! But where we've all been the…
It's A Paris-Free Zone For The Tabloids, Which Can Only Mean One Thing For Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt...
Welcome to Midweek Madness, our weekly binge on the sort of celebrity content we usually try so fastidiously to avoid…
Vanessa Minnillo Kinda Sorta Tries To Make It Up To The Editors Of 'Lucky' Magazine
Vanessa Minnillo no doubt embarrassed the editors of Lucky magazine when those pictures of her posing suggestively with…
'Lucky' Magazine Cover Girl Vanessa Minnillo Is One Classy Knife-Wielder
People have a certain feeling about a 'pageant girl,' opines former Miss Teen USA Vanessa Minnillo in next month's Luck…
'US Weekly' Takes A Stab At The Minnillohan Fallout; 'Star' Inspires Us With Cellulite Stories
Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel's weekly roundup of the celebridiocracy as seen through the gimlet eyes of Bonnie…