Now that Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise have been away from the Xenu madness and securely ensconced in the filthy…

Because we all haven't heard enough about Amanda Bynes' exploits behind the wheel, she apparently drove around…

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Mannillo are officially newlyweds!

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• It's from The Sun, so, you know, consider the source and all, but one of Lady Gaga's roadies claims that the singer…

• Julia Roberts is allegedly trying to adopt a baby from India.

• Chris Brown, currently on his National Bow Tie Apology Tour, says he's ready to meet with a counselor: "I want to…

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• Did Samantha Ronson refuse to DJ a lesbian bar because "she doesn't do those kind of venues" ? [Page Six]

Party-loving publicist Jonathan Cheban launched his Kritik clothing line at the celeb-friendly Lisa Kline store in…

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• Today in Amy Winehouse news: The singer left rehab, hopped on a helicopter and flew to London to get a brain scan.…

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