- Nursing-home kitty Oscar the Cat (aka 'The Grim Reaper' of felines) is predicting nursing-home deaths at a facility…
- Aw! Eva Mendes says it's easy to get all "critical" of yourself when you're on the red carpet but that she doesn't…
- Harry Potter! Yup, we pre-ordered our copy of the last-ever Harry Potter book. And we get to pick it up at 12:01 am…
- Bill Clinton has begun blogging! Just like us! We wonder if he'll do hungover Friday tomorrow too! [Clinton…
- Oprah's golden retriever Gracie died in May after an unfortunate choking incident and still Oprah is talking about…
- Winona Ryder is speaking out now about her shoplifting. Honestly? No one gives a shit. [People]
- We were feeling kinda blue today. Then we saw this. [Boing Boing]
- Britney Spears to star in remake of The Bodyguard! Oh wait, phew. Joke! [Best Week Ever]
- America's best-monikered First Lady, Lady Bird Johnson, died this afternoon at the age of 94. She was one of the…
- We said it eight hours ago and we'll say it again: God is dead. Because Paris Hilton has a Teen Choice Award…
- Al "I'm The Man Who Was Elected President, But Whatever I'm A Movie Star Now" Gore has "fallen out of love" with…
- Christina Aguilera is in the family way! Just like with a genie in a bottle, her husband rubbed her the right way.…
- There is no justice in the world: President Bush has commuted Scooter Libby's jail sentence. [MSNBC]
- Isaiah Washington — for the love of God — please keep your mouth shut. The latest from everyone's favorite fired…
- Does she not have enough money already? Oprah Winfrey is opening her own store. [Hollywood Reporter]
- What happens when you're high on coke and eluding cops in a cornfield? Some maize-y shit! [Daily Mail]
- Lindsay Lohan signs up for a Promises outpatient program designed to enable her to "transition" back into her…
- George Clooney, champion of rich folk with vacation homes everywhere!, protests new construction developments in a…
- John Travolta goes all Tom Cruise and says to 'just say no' to psychiatric drugs. Believe us, we've tried. And all…
- Shamed and fired former Grey's Anatomy cast member/homophobe Isaiah Washington tells the media he is getting by…