The Inventory

U.S. Casualties

U.S. Casualties

Bunnies & Kitties & Squid, Oh My

Eva Mendes Doesn't Have To Hate Herself 'Cause She Knows She's Hot

Things That May Or May Not Surprise You: We Don't Like Bush, We Do Like Harry Potter

Bill Clinton: Come Write With Us

Oprah Pushing The Finding-A-Moral Agenda A Little Too Hard

We Wish We'd Bought A 'Free Winona' T-Shirt Way Back When

Simpsons Graffiti On Pagan Fields: Cute, But Where's Homer's Cock?

Britney As Whitney? God Help Us.

R.I.P. Lady Bird

And Again We Say: Paris Hilton Must Be Stopped

Al Gore Not Running For President, Son In Rehab: Coincidence? We Think Not

Christina Aguilera To Bring "Dirrty", "Beautiful" Babe Into The World

No Jail For Libby, No Hot Wife For Salman, and Pam Anderson Lived To See 40: What Kind Of A World Do We Live In?

Isaiah Washington Needs To Stick A Sock — Or Some Other Implement — In It

Oprah Winfrey Really Is Taking Over The World

This Is Your Cornfield On Coke

Lohan To Rejoin Her Coke-Filled Community One 12-Step At A Time

George Clooney: White Knight To Rich Folk Vacationing in Italy

John Travolta Can Blow Us. Really.

Isaiah Washington Should Maybe Not Feel Quite So Sorry For Himself

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