A definitive ranking which vegetable tempuras are the best tempuras according to science facts. Don’t try to argue with science facts.
You'd probably have an easier time achieving a lasting peace in the Middle East than getting a room full of Americans, selected at random, to agree on pizza toppings. Ranking them should be fun, then.
I haven't been told enough lately that I'm wrong about everything and possibly responsible for some sort of internet war crime (other than by animal liberationists, and they don't count). Let's rectify that by talking about which soups are awesome and which are complete horseshit, shall we?
Feel like expelling all your rage and vitriol from this nightmarish week at a meaningless and arbitrary screed about fruit by some dumb asshole? Boy, have I got the post for you!
Kitchenette understands two things above all else: 1) sandwiches are awesome, and 2) people love yelling at me about how wrong I clearly am. Happily for all parties concerned, ranking sandwiches serves both points.
Are you a fan of non-chocolate bar assorted candies? How about completely arbitrary internet rankings? Well, then, you've come to the right place!
If I learned two things when I ranked Little Debbie Snack Foods, they were that a) there's a lot of humor to be mined from the American junk food industry, and b) absolutely no one on the face of the Earth agrees with me about anything. Clearly, I haven't learned the second lesson, because this week we're throwing…
If there's one thing we know well at Kitchenette, it's the masochistic allure of horrendously terrible snack foods. Little Debbie — your moment has arrived.