I Entered My Baby in a Beauty Pageant and Lost My Mind
For Jezebel’s 10th anniversary, we’re revisiting some classic posts from our archive. Here’s to the next ten.
Iggy Azalea and T.I. Win Ultimate Grand Supreme with Their 'Toddlers & Tiaras' Themed Video
Here's the newest video from Australian rapper and T.I. protégé Iggy Azalea for "Murda Bizness." And where did she…
Mother of Child Star Eden Wood: 'I Don't Want a Child Star'
It's been a good couple of days for people who like seeing little girls dressed up like terrifying showgirl-clown…
Toddlers & Tiaras Parents Divorce Over Pageant Costs
When Tricia and her daughter SammiJo were first featured on an episode of Toddlers & Tiaras last year, she and her…
Eden from Toddlers & Tiaras Will Now Sparkle and Shine on Her Very Own Show
Remember when living doll Eden Wood, who first rose to fame on Toddlers & Tiaras, retired from doing pageants at the…
Let's Watch Teens While They Watch Toddlers & Tiaras
"I'm just speechless right now. Why would people do this to their child." — Ethan, at 14 years-old, has a better…
Toddlers & Tiaras Moms Get Pageant Makeovers, Look Like A Bunch of Clown Hookers
On today's highly anticipated Anderson, the mothers of Toddlers & Tiaras, in addition to lamely defending their…
This Image of Honey Boo Boo Child and Her Mom Will Change You Forever
Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" Thompson and her very intense mother June appear on Friday's episode of Anderson, during…
Honey Boo Boo Child and Her Go-Go Juice Take Good Morning America
Toddlers & Tiaras favorite Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" Thompson can no longer be contained to TLC and is now making…
Pageant Kid Succinctly Sums Up Our Feelings About Alcohol
Following Toddlers & Tiaras for the past few seasons, we know that pageant moms give their kids Pixy Stix and even…
Princess Is Just Another Word For Loser, And Other Lessons Pageant Moms Teach
On last night's episode of Toddlers & Tiaras, we met Kelly, whose 23-month-old daughter Natalie was competing in some…
Mom Who Dressed Daughter In Pretty Woman Hooker Ensemble Says It Was 'Comical'
Whether you're completely appalled by the pageant mom who dressed her daughter like a hooker or you're one of the…
Kiddie Pageant Star Says She's Happier When Her Face Isn't Spackled
Anderson Cooper invited pageant kids, their moms, and a disgruntled ex-pageant girl onto his daytime show for an…
Pageant Mom Claims She & Daughter 'Are The Same Person,' Living 'The Same Life'
Last night on Toddlers And Tiaras, we met Melissa, a mom who has spent $30,000 on pageants and says of her daughter:…
Pageant Mom Defends Dressing 3-Year-Old As Pretty Woman Prostitute
Wendy Dickey, the mom whose 3-year-old daughter wore a hooker getup for a Pretty Woman routine on Toddlers & Tiaras,…
3-Year-Old Dressed Up As Pretty Woman And Not The Classy Dinner Scene Version
What's that you say? You'd dress your toddler up to resemble anything BUT that? Good. I'm glad we're on the same…
4-Year-Old Wears Fake Tits & Ass For Pageant Routine
We've seen children tortured, over-indulged, and sexualized on Toddlers & Tiaras, but last night's episode was the…
This Routine Is Entirely Too Sexual For A 3-Year-Old
I'm not one of those people who watches Toddlers & Tiaras and wrings her hands over what these kids are put through.…
Toddlers & Tiaras Baby Strips Down To Madonna Cone-Bra
This is Mia. She's two years old. Her pageant routine involves appearing on stage in a white robe with angel wings as…
What To Buy A Pop Culture Junkie
Let's make Christmas all about vampires and '50s ad agencies! We've got gifts for Mad Men enthusiasts, True Blood…