This morning, the Golden Globe nominations foretold good things for The King's Speech, The Social Network, and Black Swan, and more. But the probability of someone winning for a scene involving oral sex on a woman is very, very high.
People love Angelina Jolie. Johnny Depp has a huge fan base. Put 'em both in one movie â for the very first time â and you'd think it would be box office gold! Instead, The Tourist tanked.
Johnny tells Vanity Fair that while filming The Tourist, he and Angie avoided talking to each other in public, "because someone will take a photograph and it will be misconstrued and turned into some other shit." Unrelated: He looks hot.
The trailer for The Tourist â starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp â just hit the web. The storyline is, in a word, vague. So we've written our own narrative instead.
[Venice, May 13. Image via INFDaily.]
[Venice, March 19. Image via INFDaily.]
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[Paris, February 26. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
[Paris, February 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
[Paris, February 23. Image via Getty]
