Esteemed president Donald J. Trump has made it a priority of his administration to watch SNL from the White House, and according to his own tweets, he is not happy with how he’s being portrayed on the show. But the most devastating part of last week’s savage episode, Politico reports, was that his press secretary Sean…
Two recent reports concerning our esteemed president Donald J. Trump seem to suggest the leader of the free world may have a fear of steps.
In just a few minutes, Donald Trump will become the nation’s 45th president, a distinct and somber honor he is humbled to accept. Just kidding—campaign manager Kellyanne Conway explains he’s actually settling and we should all appreciate that.
One of the myriad downsides of electing a president with no government or military experience is the fact that he only has two months to learn how the government and military work.
Fox News Anchor Megyn Kelly’s memoir Settle for More isn’t out until November 15. Perhaps due to extenuating circumstances, the New York Times published its review of the book Thursday, revealing a few extra-special and frankly disturbing details about Kelly’s contentious relationship with Donald Trump, the…
For the duration of this seemingly-interminable campaign, Donald Trump has been quietly laying the groundwork for the damage he would enact if he was elected President. As that terrible fever dream is now a reality, he has released his plan for his first 100 days in office and it’s just as bad as we all thought it…
In Donald Trump’s defense, I, too, would be insecure that my wife wasn’t voting for me.
Donald Trump showed up this morning to vote in New York City, where he was greeted by a warm show of support from his friends and neighbors—just kidding, they booed him the whole time.
Yesterday Donald Trump’s campaign flat-out denied allegations that the candidate cheated on his current wife with a Playboy model, calling the story, which was published in the Wall Street Journal Friday, “totally untrue.” But photographs posted last year on the model’s Twitter account corroborate at least some of the…
In a story that dropped late Friday night, the Wall Street Journal reports that a Playboy model who says she had an affair with Donald Trump got a $150,000 paycheck from the National Enquirer, which curiously sat on the story after buying it.
“Well, that was a nice little love pat,” the host of a celebrity news segment said in 1994 after airing a video in which Donald Trump smacked his then-wife Marla Maples on the ass, then leaned around her to verify if the cameras were rolling.
Turns out even a broken, pussy-grabbing clock is right twice a day.
When you consider just how ill-informed flatulent butternut squash Donald Trump’s campaign is, this bewildering fact makes a lot of sense.
At one point during the final presidential debate Wednesday night, Hillary Clinton referenced the Navy Seal raid that killed Osama bin Laden, the news of which superseded some regularly scheduled shows on May 1, 2011—including a new episode of the 11th season of The Celebrity Apprentice.
Donald Trump, who began talking about rigged elections right around the time his numbers started dropping, said Wednesday he won’t commit to accepting the results of the election without seeing whether or not he wins, despite the fact that that same day, his daughter said he would. He did, however, briefly discuss…
Ivanka Trump, a shiny woman with a very dirty mouth and her daddy Donald Trump’s most vocal surrogate, suggested Wednesday that if he were to lose the election, he’d concede to Hillary Clinton. Do you believe that? I don’t!
Moderator Chris Wallace repeatedly implored the audience not to react to the candidates during the third and final presidential debate Wednesday. But that was before Donald Trump confidently declared that no one respects women more than him.
On Wednesday night, Donald Trump defended his opposition to late-term abortions by describing a process of giving birth to a child nine months after conception.
Hours ahead of the debate Wednesday, Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway listed several of the plans Trump has been presenting this week, though to whom he’s presenting these plans is not clear. Among them, a new initiative: a five-point plan to defeat Islam.