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Taylor Swift will be releasing a song called "Welcome To New York" that, while not notably worse than Madonna's "I Love New York," is certainly not better. Here is a preview; do with it what you will (burn your computer, start looping it indefinitely).

Rolling Stone has done the very important (?) work of ranking Taylor Swift's friends, from most famous to least famous and also in terms of coolness. Comprehensive, but also highly debatable. For instance: what authority does Rolling Stone have to declare Taylor's oldest childhood friend not cool? They don't know her. Read more

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