Shark by Tara, a Masterful Scent That's Perfect for Never
Renowned French perfumer Olivier Cresp recommends having five or six different scents on hand at all times so you’ll be…
Jennifer Hudson Throws Shoes At People As a Compliment
If Jennifer Hudson throws a shoe at you, great job! You have done something amazing.
A Primer for Sharknado Newbies, Starting With Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
Watching Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!—experiencing Sharknado for the first time—I quickly learned that the first rule of Sha…
Perfume Magnate, Scientist and Mermaid Tara Reid Posts Nude Selfie
Tara Reid gives exactly zero fucks and enjoys posting picture of herself naked and also as a mermaid.
Mad Genius Tara Reid Is Selling a Perfume Called 'Shark by Tara Reid'
Tara Reid, star of the acclaimed films Sharknado and Sharknado 2 is the latest celebrity to jump into the perfume…
A Sharknado 'Actually Can Happen,' Says Shark Scientist Tara Reid
Oh man, I was just sitting here feeling all despairing about how the only thing I could find for a lede was that Snooki…
Stacey Dash's New Boyfriend Is 22 Years Her Junior
First of all, Stacey Dash is 47!!?!?!??!?! How old does that make me? 380? Am I a ghost? Second of all, she has a new…
The Sharknado 2 Trailer is Here and It Pretty Much Speaks for Itself
"It's happening The Internet loved the first Sharknado so much, they demanded a sequel.
OMFG Beyoncé Just Cut Off All Her Hair.
Holy motherfuckin' cow. Beyoncé posted her NEW BLONDE PIXIE CUT on Instagram late last night, while we were all…
Bad Jumpsuits and Eye-Searing Dresses at the Young Hollywood Awards
Honestly? We don't know what the fuck the Young Hollywood Awards are about. Some of these fine folks are not…
Can the Sharknado Franchise Survive Without Tara Reid?? Probably
Tara Reid — an actor, AN ACTOR! — has finally hit rock-bottom in her Tobias Fünke-like career, with news that the…
Lindsay Lohan Is Getting $2 Million To Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass
The inside of Lindsay Lohan's brain is composed of vodka, PediaLite and one failed Tyra Banks music video, but this…
Tara Reid Leads a Life of Intrigue
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Tara Reid poses the most boring riddle of all time, Conan O'Brien engages in some…
Mariah Carey Renews Vows in Over-The-Top Disney Princess Ceremony
So Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey had a totally low-key renewal of their wedding vows. Cannon and #dembaby Moroccan were…
Reese Witherspoon's Sorry She Was a Bratty Jerk While Getting Arrested
Reese Witherspoon totally regrets that she Tracy Flicked out on the cop who pulled her and husband Jim Toth over around…
Kristen Stewart and Lindsay Lohan Bond During Paparazzi Bitchfest
Lindsay Lohan — who has somehow managed to convince grown-ass adult law officials who are not her parents that she…
Will Charlize Theron Help Jennifer Aniston Score a Black Kid?
Jennifer Aniston, the quintessential grown-up Judy Blume heroine, has a lot of Very Important Decisions to make in the…
Yo, Can Someone Fill in Tara Reid on this Doomsday Sitch?
In this edition of Tweet Beat, Tara Reid looks to Twitter for answers, Ezra Miller is clearly in his early twenties,…
Sheryl Crow Thinks She Got a Brain Tumor From Her Cell Phone, and Other Tales of Terror
I always knew that Stephen King books were based in reality: Sheryl Crow struck fear into the hearts of all by…
In Assholic Move, Russell Brand Forces Wardrobe Girl to Show Him Her Tits
In a case of movie title imitating life, Russell Brand's facial hair refused to begin filming Eric Idle's new musical Wh…