Sweatshirts are the hot trend for fall, you know, the time of year when you’ll probably be wearing sweatshirts anyway, because the air is crisp and long-sleeves are helpful. I, as a fashionable lazy person, am thrilled about this news. Et tu?
The year is 1990. American has just stormed into Iraq and The Simpsons has just premiered on Fox. Meanwhile, Totally Tulip, purveyor of fine sweatshirt paints, is brainwashing American daughters into ruining their brand new sweatshirts.