It's the stuff of movie childhood trauma. (And of course Dick Cheney's hunting trips.) It seems even little Barack Obama knocked a friend off his bike, breaking the tot's arm. So, what are you still apologizing for?
Look, we wouldn't fancy being called "Horsey Face," "ho," "skank bitch," "#1 skanky superstar," "old hag," and "psychotic, lying, whoring, still going to clubs at her age, skank," either. But grounds for a lawsuit?