I'm Inspired by Stassi Schroeder's Hippie Exorcism
In the currently airing Season 7 of Vanderpump Rules, the conflict surrounding Stassi Schroeder has been tame at best…
Spray Tanning Is So Much Deeper Than I Thought
It’s dawning on me that I have missed out on approximately six years of perfect television by not watching Vanderpump…
Congratulations to Stassi Schroeder, Who Just Saw a Nipple Hair for the First Time
Human bodies come in all different shapes and sizes, but the vast majority of them have hair—and, post-puberty, hair in…
Everybody Loves Beau
In Monday night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules, Stassi Schroeder’s romance with new boo Beau Clark was buried beneath…
Following Her #MeToo Debacle, Vanderpump Rules' Stassi Schroeder Has 'No Political Thoughts'
It’s a real shame that Stassi Schroeder—lover of fried goat-cheese balls and one-time queen of Sexy Unique Restaurant…
The Anatomy of a Celebrity Apology
Every day across this great nation of ours, celebrities fuck up. They write a tweet or make a movie or say something…
Kris Refuses to Confirm Kylie's Pregnancy, But Alludes to a 'Faucet' of Babies That 'Won’t Turn Off'
E! teased last night’s KUWTK “Holiday Special” typical E! fashion—with the suggestion that there would be a much more…
On Vanderpump Rules, Stassi Schroeder Can Dish It Out, But She Sure Can't Take It
Vanderpump Rules has done the unforgivable. With Stassi, Kristen, and Katie weaving tighter together like a Coachella…
No Offense to Emma Roberts and Dave Franco, But You Can't Just 'Reenact' Vanderpump Rules
Much like the lateral undulation of a burrowing asp, or a planet slowly twisting in the darkness, Stassi…
The Stassi Schroeder Apology Tour Is Ruining Vanderpump Rules
This season of Vanderpump Rules was on its way to automatically landing a spot in the ridiculous reality television…