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Kayak, you are definitely the little hedgehog who could!

Honestly, I think this is the most important thing that anyone has ever put on the Internet in the history of the…

Puppies puppies everywhere, and not one in my lap!

It was never an even match, so don't despair, Corgi. Pretty much nobody and nothing can beat a kitten except maybe…

I just want to climb in there and put my head in the middle and snuggle my way out. Rinse and repeat!

Elephant family reunions are the best family reunions — and that's not just because your creepy uncle isn't there.…

If loving Maymo and Penny is wrong, I don't want to be right. I know, they are so bad, but it just works. Never…

Back in 2009, I worked for a popular late night TV show and one part of my low-ranking job was to go out and…

If they can just stay disciplined, by the time they're cats, they'll be busting Tori Amos' chops.

This dog loves strawberries more than you love your mom. Okay, maybe not. But maybe. I do not know what your…

Thumper was rescued from a Redondo Beach yard, where he'd been abandoned along with nine of his little kitty-cat…

If cats are supposed to be such geniuses, WTF is this shit? Signed, my dog. (Who has just eaten another turd.)

I don't own anything nearly this fancy.

Homer the parrot thinks you're ridiculous, and he isn't afraid to let you know.

If you take a closer look at this video (which appears to feature a jaunty otter playing with some people), you'll…

She's all, "Oh, a cub. Let me clean your shit up and lets get on with our lives as a twosome."

It's like I always say: Have a trunk filled with delicious bread products, be prepared for monkeys to break in and…

Obamacare has arrived, but there are still some bumps ahead if you're looking to sign up. The registration website,…

Oh little chickadee, you have no idea how close you are to being someone's dinner. However, if I were that small,…