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Oldies But Goodies

What has more sexual subtext than a horse? A unicorn! That's why this 1984 ad for Magical Musk is so awesome. And by awesome we mean bad. There's just something off about the critter. Also, Magical Musk is "the fragrance of hidden powers" and there's some sort of mist emanating from the horse's ass. Why not just call…

Something Stinks

In a comic-strip style vintage ad, the lovely woman at left is having trouble getting a job. She's persistent, but gets turned down again and again. Finally, her prospective employer breaks it down: Homegirl's got B.O.! After she showers with Lifebuoy, the "health soap," our heroine enjoys the sweet smell of success.…