Snortable chocolate shouldn’t be a thing—your nose doesn’t have taste buds, idiots—but it is, and now, New York’s Senator Chuck Schumer would like the FDA to step in to regulate The Other Nose Candy. Has that joke been made yet?

Some people are always going on about how much they love chocolate, that it’s so good they want it injected directly into their blood stream. “Give me a hit of that sweet, sweet chocolate!” they scream.