An incandescent Mariah Carey and boy-husband Labradoodle Nick Cannon renewed their wedding vows last night in Edison, New Jersey. Just kidding, on the top of the Eiffel Tower. She spent her luxurious Parisian afternoon shopping at Baby Dior for #dembabies. Cannon spent his standing against a wall, unblinking, until…

Snooki Polizzi has been fined $500 plus community service for disturbing the peace. To add insult to injury, the judge called her "a Lindsay Lohan wannabe." Snooki apologized to anyone she bothered.