Earlier this week, the Roanoke Times reported news of what is either a thoroughly compelling mystery or truly amateur burglary: in two separate nighttime break-ins this summer, thieves crept into a Roanoke, Virginia shoe store and made off with a few clothing items and 13 right-foot display shoes. The matching shoes…
Ten days ago, Kanye West and his beloved wife Kim Kardashian West, who has seemingly swapped everything out of her closet for their iterations in rubber latex, showed up to 2 Chainz (Tauheed Epps) and Nakesha Ward’s wedding in outfits that rudely, yet rightfully so, took up all the headlines.
The clear shoes that Kim Kardashian West has been wearing out and about in support of her husband’s clothing line are... a choice for some and not for all. They are also probably going to give Kim a foot infection, so good luck with that!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ivanka Trump is shuttering her namesake fashion brand, the Wall Street Journal reports. Goodbye generic sheath dresses conveniently worn at high-profile campaign events and White House functions; goodbye to shoes that got the company sued multiple times for copyright infringement; goodbye to all of it!
It pains me to say this, but it is summer and nothing truly matters. The Crocs heel that has rattled the cages of anyone with an opinion (read: everyone) are not a harbinger of the End of Days.
Hello, who is walking around in high-heeled Crocs?! Because I know at least *some* of you are, that is, unless everyone is stockpiling them for the apocalypse. They seem like very practical roach-stomping shoes.
When summer’s siren call sounds throughout the land, bringing bright sun, sweaty bodies pressed against yours on your morning commute, and the return of iced coffee season, I rejoice. Now is the time to vanquish my mortal enemy: shoes, the tiny foot prisons that I resent every single day I am forced to wear them.
For the women who feel oppressed at the sight of all the high-heeled emoji shoes, have no fear: women are getting flat shoe emoji.
If you read this headline and were like “yeah but what about rainboo-” just put a pin in that for a sec and look at this:
It’s okay if you don’t want to share this information publicly; perhaps an anonymous Google Doc will suffice. Those of you who paid $850 for this Balenciaga platform Croc-adjacent shoe, please reveal yourselves?
With Thor: Ragnarok hitting theaters November 3rd, Cate Blanchette’s Hela and Tessa Thompson’s Valkyrie join the ranks of woman action stars who need a little lift to throw down.
Were you one of the tens of fans waiting with bated breath for Bella Hadid’s takes on Nikes and under what conditions it will be “quiet” if “homeboy comes through”? Well, the wait’s over.
Why wear a kitten heel when you can wear a regular heel, no heels, sandals, those free foam flip flops they give you at the nail salon, or nothing at all?
Ivanka Trump will have to take a little break from hissing into her senile father’s ear to testify in a trademark dispute over the design of one of her company’s shoes.
Payless ShoeSource filed for bankruptcy on Tuesday and will shut down around 400 store locations in the U.S. and Puerto Rico. The shoe spot of our youth isn’t in retail heaven yet, but it may be on its deathbed.
These are a pair of Crocs with what looks like a bunch of rocks glued onto them. It appears that Crocs are messing with our minds.
Six-year-old Taraji Edwards of Simpsonville, South Carolina, is the innocent victim of yet another teacher creating a teachable moment for themselves on how to be a total idiot monster in the classroom.
Before moving to the city that salsa commercials of my youth used to make fun of, I was just a Texas boy who spent his life in tennies, flip flops, and occasionally—because mom wasn’t about to let me go into church looking like a heathen—dress shoes. I reluctantly abandoned the flip flops soon after taking my first…
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