Is This Shoe OK? The Chunky Steve Madden '90s Loafer
Welcome to Is This Shoe OK?, a maybe one-time column about shoes that may or may not be good, as determined by me, an…
It's Clogs O'Clock
The vernal equinox has come and gone and though it might still feel brisk in various pockets of this great nation, one…
So Long, Payless, and Thanks for All the BOGOs
Am I the only one who feels a way about the fact that Payless is closing all 2,100 of its remaining U.S. stores?
What's Up With All the Instagram Shoes?
This is how you launch a shoe line nowadays: You design a highly distinctive item and then sell every possible small…
Payless Opens Fake Luxury Store, Tricks Influencers Into Paying Designer Prices for Its Shoes
Here it is, the very best viral scam of the year: Payless opened a fake luxury boutique at an upscale mall in Los…
Just Imagine What You Could Do With 13 Single, Unmatched Shoes
Earlier this week, the Roanoke Times reported news of what is either a thoroughly compelling mystery or truly amateur…
Kanye Was Wearing His Tiny Slides 'the Japanese Way,' OK?
Ten days ago, Kanye West and his beloved wife Kim Kardashian West, who has seemingly swapped everything out of her…
Kim K's Klear Plastic Pumps Are a Petri Dish for Foot Fungi
The clear shoes that Kim Kardashian West has been wearing out and about in support of her husband’s clothing line…
Goodbye Ivanka Trump (TM)
Ivanka Trump is shuttering her namesake fashion brand, the Wall Street Journal reports. Goodbye generic sheath dresses…
Look, the Crocs Heel Is Good
It pains me to say this, but it is summer and nothing truly matters. The Crocs heel that has rattled the cages of…
Apparently These Crocs With Heels Are Very Much in Demand
Hello, who is walking around in high-heeled Crocs?! Because I know at least *some* of you are, that is, unless everyone…
Shoes Are Bad
When summer’s siren call sounds throughout the land, bringing bright sun, sweaty bodies pressed against yours on your…
Flat Shoes? For Emoji? Groundbreaking.
For the women who feel oppressed at the sight of all the high-heeled emoji shoes, have no fear: women are getting flat…
Saturday Night Social: Yes, Raincoats for Shoes Are Totally Necessary!!!
If you read this headline and were like “yeah but what about rainboo-” just put a pin in that for a sec and look at…
Who Paid $850 For These Platform-Ass Crocs?
It’s okay if you don’t want to share this information publicly; perhaps an anonymous Google Doc will suffice. Those of…
A Woman Action Star's Real Achilles Heel
With Thor: Ragnarok hitting theaters November 3rd, Cate Blanchette’s Hela and Tessa Thompson’s Valkyrie join the ranks…
Let Bella Hadid Show You How To Buy Dope Shoes
Were you one of the tens of fans waiting with bated breath for Bella Hadid’s takes on Nikes and under what conditions…
Kitten Heels Are Ugly
Why wear a kitten heel when you can wear a regular heel, no heels, sandals, those free foam flip flops they give you at…
Ivanka Trump Must Testify In Shoe Design Ripoff Dispute
Ivanka Trump will have to take a little break from hissing into her senile father’s ear to testify in a trademark…