Shameless objectification

Gardner Flint Minshew II, second-string quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars, has recently been demoted back to…

Notice anything odd about this picture of an "unknown" beach volleyball player at the Olympics, other than the fact…

[Mayaguez, July 25. Colombia's Yolanda Caballero, front, Puerto Rico's Rachael Marchand (441), Mexico's Madai Perez…

[Formentera Island, Spain, July 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

There's something particularly enjoyable about the ecstasy of soccer players celebrating their World Cup goals. So…

In our last examination of perfection of the human physique, we present you Spain's victorious moments. The images…

Sunday in Johannesburg, Spain and Netherlands will compete one last time for gorgeous glory. Odds are on Spain to…

As we dribble our way towards the tournament's end, we've bid farewell to many gifted men. So we'd like to take a…

Nerve's Lindsay Cutler raises an important question: if, on pain of death, you were forced to make one of these…

As most of you probably know, today is an off-day for our dear players, as the buildup for the World Cup…

There are plenty of images suitable for our usual roundup of athleticism, but then there's this: Paraguay's Paulo Da…

We've focused on abdominals and legs — but mixing it up is getting more difficult, as footballers play with their…

Today we've got lots of below-the-waist glory — not like that, pervs. Focus! Specifically, focus on Hendry Thomas of…

When we drool over soccer players' bodies, are those of us who critique the objectification of women's bodies being…

Our attention spans yesterday were devoted to the complete awesomeness of Team USA's last-minute win — but there…

Quite literally at the last minute, the U.S. scored a single goal against Algeria, ensuring their ascension to the…

The U.S. just had an spectacular last-minute win over Algeria, which means we're going to the next round! But more…

In honor of Portugal's epic 7-0 beatdown of North Korea (take note, Dear Leader), today's edition of the…

There were plenty of abs this weekend, to be sure — but there are so many other parts of the athletic form that…

Dimitrios Salpingidis draws the obvious Greek god commentary — but oh, what we would give to be his buddy Giorgias…