This weekend brought one of the most intriguing questions of Harry and Meghan’s wedding to a boil: Is Sarah Ferguson, erstwhile HRH, the original Fergie, invited?

Please Watch Oprah Try to Make Scones With Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York

Kelly Faircloth

6/09/16 2:30pm

Once upon a time, the name Fergie did not immediately conjure a member of the Black-Eyed Peas but rather, Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, one of the gloriously scandal-prone royals of the 1980s and 90s and later a media personality in her own right and fixture of women’s media. Please enjoy her attempting to make…

Queen Elizabeth II at the Supermarket

Kelly Faircloth

2/29/16 5:30pm

In 1957, Queen Elizabeth II visited America. That visit included an impromptu stop at a Maryland supermarket. Here you see her at the meat counter, wearing an enormous fur coat and listening to an assistant manager describe a cut of meat.

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Kourtney Kardashian Pulled A Baby Out Of Her Vagina On Television

Anna Breslaw

9/17/12 9:00am

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Here are graphic photos of Kourtney Kardashian birthing her new child Penelope Scotland Disick, which are screenshots of the televised delivery from the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians yesterday. And all of the Kardashians were there (even brother Rob), and you were there, and you were there, and …

Tragic Sarah Ferguson Wore Metaphorical "Hair Shirt" During Royal Wedding

Tracie Egan Morrissey

5/11/11 5:55pm

Fergie seemed like a really tragic figure during her interview with Oprah today, admitting that she felt worthless after her recent behavior caused her to not be invited to the royal wedding and saying about her life in general, "I had it all and I blew it. I made mistakes and I got it wrong." On April 29, she…

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Bristol Palin's New Face Was Totes A Medical Necessity

Dodai Stewart

5/11/11 9:00am

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You guys: Bristol Palin did not have plastic surgery. Nope. Not at all. What she had was "corrective" jaw surgery. If you think she looks better now, it's just a coincidence! "Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons," Bristol tells Us magazine. She explains that she had the…

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"Golden Voice" Ted Williams Ditches Rehab

Margaret Hartmann

1/24/11 7:02pm

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Ted Williams, the homeless man turned voice actor, left rehab today against his doctors' advice, less than two weeks after he checked in vowing to kick his drug and alcohol addictions.

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Lindsay Lohan Vows Her Clubbing Days Are Over

Margaret Hartmann

1/24/11 9:00am

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Lindsay Lohan told friends she's "completely over the club scene" and won't even party sober because it puts her at risk for a relapse. Hopefully this isn't like that time Michael Lohan vowed he'd never speak to the media again.

Stick A Fork In Sarah Ferguson

Jessica Coen

10/15/10 6:55pm

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Okay, sure, she's not had the most fantastic run of it lately, but it is her birthday. So for one day, let's try to say something nice. Isn't her hair fantastic? Or something? May your weekend be just as shiny!

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T.I. Saves Suicidal Man

Dodai Stewart

10/14/10 9:00am

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Some dude in Atlanta was threatening to jump from a 22-story building, and T.I., who heard about the situation on the radio, drove over to the building to see if he could help.

Fergie Flutters In A Flowery Fascinator

Dodai Stewart

8/30/10 6:10pm

[Hampshire, August 28. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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Lady Gaga's Boyfriend Has A Girlfriend

Dodai Stewart

8/11/10 9:00am

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Uh-oh. Lady Gaga's boyfriend is still seeing his other girlfriend.

Sarah Ferguson Faces Bankruptcy

Margaret Hartmann

8/09/10 1:00pm

Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, is $8 million in debt and financial advisers are recommending she declare bankruptcy. No royal family member has ever gone bankrupt and the Queen's "deeply concerned" — though not concerned enough to pay it off.

Will Oprah And Sarah Ferguson Make TV Magic?

Irin Carmon

7/26/10 10:01am

The Daily Mail says Sarah Ferguson has been offered her own show on Oprah's network. Will such a show "pull away the onion skin...and merge the dark and the light of Sarah," as Ferguson rambled to Oprah last month?

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Katy Poses Topless; Dina's Working On Reality Show

Dodai Stewart

6/28/10 9:00am

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Katy Perry has posed topless for Esquire UK.

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

Tracie Egan Morrissey

6/04/10 7:00pm

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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, we meet Snooki's parents, see Ramona Singer's booger, and hear Bret Michaels fart.

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Royal Engagement Announcement To Come? Britney's Conservatorship To Continue?

Dodai Stewart

6/03/10 9:00am

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Prince William MIGHT ask Kate Middleton to marry him tomorrow, since June 3 and June 4 are "mysteriously blocked out" in the Buckingham Palace calendar.

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Charlie Is Going To Jail; Khloe Is Pregnant; Jane Is Married

Margaret Hartmann

6/01/10 7:40pm

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In a deal with prosecutors, Charlie Sheen has agreed to plead guilty to a misdemeanor in his domestic assault case at a hearing next Monday. He'll be sentenced to 30 days in jail with no probation.

Duchess Sarah Ferguson's Weird, Cringe-Inducing Performance On Oprah

Sadie Stein

6/01/10 7:00pm

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If you want to feel really, really uncomfortable and really, really confused, and yet simultaneously stultified, we recommend you devote an hour to the most baffling, metaphor-larded and least enlightening coming-clean, ever, Sarah Ferguson's discussion of her recent bribery scandal:

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