• An upcoming book, Low Down Dirty Shame, alleges that Rihanna likes sexytimes with women.

• Ladies and gentlemen, Swiftenhaal is no more.

• Brace yourself: Lady Gaga's New Year's Eve was low-key.

• Miley Cyrus's bong hit video was not a commercial. But. Because people are stupid, sales of salvia have increased since…

• Christina Aguilera, a woman who cannot stop releasing songs that are a metaphor for her vagina, celebrated her new…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I go on a tabloid-only diet! Today, Ashton's accused of cheating…

• Paris Hilton has been charged with felony cocaine possession.

Ke$ha. No matter what you think of her, you can't argue that the "Tik Tok" singer has managed make herself a topic. And…

• The Tiger Woods case may be closed, but a Los-Angeles based cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, is telling Us Weekly that…

• Residents of Oyster Bay, Long Island, NY are mesmerized by the dreamy and mystical presence of Angelina Jolie and Brad…

• Since everyone apparently loves a catfight, this report claims that Lindsay Lohan calls Sam Ronson's "team" "jealous…

• In case you hadn't noticed, a new Lindsay Lohan feeding frenzy has begun.

• Being on vacation with Amy Winehouse must be relentlessly entertaining:

• Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady again, this time in Costa Rica. They first got hitched in the U.S. in February. These…

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• Interesting: Chris Brown and Rihanna are "taking a break." They're not calling it a breakup, though.

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Kate Moss is three months pregnant, says a paper with a questionable reputation. But!

• Instead of appearing at the Grammy Awards, Chris Brown - seen at left with Rihanna at a pre-Grammy party - was arrested…

Straight, Gay or Lindsay Lohan—we can all enjoy a good Lezebel. What is a Lezebel? She's a girl who likes girls who is…