OMG People, only 4 business days until the GREATESTEVENTOFALLTIME. And you better believe the hysterical faux-story…

Would you shell out thousands of dollars for a trip across the pond to see William and Kate's royal nuptials in…
This Britloid claims that Prince William and Kate Middleton have asked Jay-Z and Beyoncé to perform "Crazy In Love"…
Prince William, The Toothsome and Future Princess Shinyhair have invited almost 2,000 people to their wedding next…

Who the hell brainstormed this insane piece of fuckery? Seriously. Someone greenlit this idea. Someone hired not…
Welcome to Wednesday's wrapup of the obligatory barrage of Royal Wedding news. Is any of it real news? No. But is…
"She may be pretty, wealthy and about to marry a prince, but an overwhelming majority of British women do not envy…
As we get closer and closer to April 29, the Day of Days, Royal Wedding Mania reaches a fever pitch. Each day brings…
Today in obligatory royal wedding news, we give you a strange creature somewhere between a bridesmaid and a…
Today in obligatory tangential Royal Wedding news: St. Andrews, where the pair met, has a collection of ancient sex…
What do you give the couple who has everything? As a gift to Prince William and Kate Middleton, George Michael is rec…
Caption: Monday April 11 2011. Prince William and Miss Catherine Middleton make their final public engement before…
Everybody relax: neither Kate Middleton nor any of her male relatives will be required to make a public statement…
We're so sure you're planning to rise at 5 am on April 29th and do a real-time mock-up of the Royal Wedding, that…
Marriage isn't like riding a pegasus on a marshmallow rainbow, you know. It's a lot of work. And a royal marriage?…
"The world has long been fascinated with the majesty and romance of royal weddings, even in Regency and Victorian…

On Saturday one dozen British and American girls took part in a one-day training course at a London hotel to learn…
With so many "fun, funky" options, these dog t-shirts will have your pet ready to pretend to know the most intricate…
Today we learned some fascinating details about the royal wedding cake none of us will ever taste. Kate and William…
When Lady Diana Spencer married Prince Charles in 1981 — thirty years ago — 750 million people watched the event on…