The crack team at the British tabloid brain trust has concocted a cackle of a story for us this Monday morning: Kate Moss is quitting modeling and moving to Cornwall to run a bed and breakfast with Jamie Hince. [Star]

Tyra Turns To Fiction; Lady Gaga Will Take Your Questions Now

Jenna Sauers

5/11/10 11:30am

Tyra Banks has signed a deal to write three YA novels that will marry modeling with Harry Potter — the protagonist having been accepted into an academy for "intoxibellas," or supermodels-in-training who "harbor unknown powers." What, no vampires? [Galleycat]

Goop Scoop

Jessica G.

11/13/08 10:20am

Nothing like a fashion missive from our dear Gwynnie to brighten an otherwise dreary Thursday morn. In this "Get" edition of GOOP Ms. Paltrow promotes open toed shooties, dominatrix-looking gladiator pumps, and tartan plaid ankle boots. These Giuseppe Zanotti shooties will set you back a cool $995, while those Roger…

No, You Can't Have Suri Cruise's Shoes

Sadie Stein

10/09/08 11:30am

Suri Cruise's custom Roger Vivier flats: Cute, or creepy and decadent? "Bruno Frisoni, the creative director of the French luxury label and pal of Tom and Katie, made Suri her very own pair of iconic buckle flats (made famous by Catherine Deneuve in Belle de Jour)." Oh, and if you want your own toddler to look like a…

Donatella And McDreamy, Sitting In A Tree...

Jennifer

12/04/07 12:30pm

In an unprecedented gesture, Donatella Versace has named Patrick Dempsey the face of the Versace men's line for not one but two consecutive seasons. Perhaps she's impressed by his track record on the whole "gets hotter every year OMG" front? [Fashion Week Daily]

Tim Gunn Wants To Check Out Your Ass

Jennifer

10/04/07 10:00am

In his latest adventure as Liz Clairborne Chief Creative Officer/media love object, Tim Gunn is going on a 6-city tour sponsored by Glamour to showcase Claiborne's new denim line and help women try on jeans and find the "perfect" ones. (Denim: novel, right?) We've always believed all this talk about "perfect" denim is…

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