Mar 27 2018
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CNN’s resident conservative menace, Rick Santorum, had some advice for the Parkland teens following their successful…
Feb 2 2016
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Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, like a lily fading to brown with the September breeze, finished with…
Dec 8 2015
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Welcome to You Still Here?, a new regular column on The Slot examining people you totally forgot were running for…
Nov 5 2015
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Rick Santorum is, technically, still running for president. It’s understandable if you didn’t recall that fact.…
Aug 11 2015
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Former Senator (and namesake of that frothy mixture of lube and feces that occurs during anal sex) Rick Santorum,…
Jul 23 2015
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Straight Republican Presidential candidate and Urban Dictionary entry Rick Santorum was a guest on The Rachel Maddow…
Jun 5 2015
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The Washington Post has a pretty wonderful story today on how the right wing is reacting to Caitlyn Jenner:…
May 28 2015
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A week after molestation allegations against Josh Duggar came to light, Rick Santorum is speaking out on his…
May 27 2015
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After months of increasingly threatening-sounding emails to people who drunkenly signed up for his mailing list at…
May 2 2015
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“If he says he’s a woman, then he’s a woman,” perennial presidential candidate Rick Santorum told Buzzfeed. The…
Mar 18 2015
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Because he has nothing better to do, shitty former Senator and hilarious former Presidential candidate Rick Santorum…
Mar 13 2015
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According to a new Gallup poll, Hillary Clinton is owning the other potential 2016 Presidential contenders when it…
Dec 17 2014
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2016's barreling down the tracks and you know what that means—time for the biennial reemergence of Rick Santorum, a…
Dec 6 2013
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Rick Santorum threw in his two cents on Nelson Mandela's life and works yesterday when he told Bill O'Reilly that…
Aug 7 2013
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Like an irritatingly tenacious but not particularly cool or tough Batman villain (Penguin), greasy uterine crusader…
Feb 15 2013
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You know how gonorrhea has always been, like, the chillest STI ever? All, "Hey, man! It's me, gonorrhea! Listen, I'm…
Jan 20 2013
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In the wee small hours of the morning, you no doubt find yourself wondering what happened to the motley cast of…
Dec 4 2012
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Earlier today, a clear majority of Senate GOP voted to block a treaty to ratify the U.N. Convention on the Rights of…
Nov 7 2012
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Well, well, well, America. You're so much less awful than I thought. With horror stories of suppression and fuckery…
Oct 23 2012
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Joyless ideologue Rick Santorum has written a hilarious book about the true meaning of FREEDOM and AMERICA and WHAT…