CNN’s resident conservative menace, Rick Santorum, had some advice for the Parkland teens following their successful…
Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, like a lily fading to brown with the September breeze, finished with…
Welcome to You Still Here?, a new regular column on The Slot examining people you totally forgot were running for…
Rick Santorum is, technically, still running for president. It’s understandable if you didn’t recall that fact.…
Former Senator (and namesake of that frothy mixture of lube and feces that occurs during anal sex) Rick Santorum,…
Straight Republican Presidential candidate and Urban Dictionary entry Rick Santorum was a guest on The Rachel Maddow…
The Washington Post has a pretty wonderful story today on how the right wing is reacting to Caitlyn Jenner:…
A week after molestation allegations against Josh Duggar came to light, Rick Santorum is speaking out on his…
After months of increasingly threatening-sounding emails to people who drunkenly signed up for his mailing list at…
“If he says he’s a woman, then he’s a woman,” perennial presidential candidate Rick Santorum told Buzzfeed. The…

Because he has nothing better to do, shitty former Senator and hilarious former Presidential candidate Rick Santorum…
According to a new Gallup poll, Hillary Clinton is owning the other potential 2016 Presidential contenders when it…
2016's barreling down the tracks and you know what that means—time for the biennial reemergence of Rick Santorum, a…
Rick Santorum threw in his two cents on Nelson Mandela's life and works yesterday when he told Bill O'Reilly that…

Like an irritatingly tenacious but not particularly cool or tough Batman villain (Penguin), greasy uterine crusader…
You know how gonorrhea has always been, like, the chillest STI ever? All, "Hey, man! It's me, gonorrhea! Listen, I'm…
In the wee small hours of the morning, you no doubt find yourself wondering what happened to the motley cast of…
Earlier today, a clear majority of Senate GOP voted to block a treaty to ratify the U.N. Convention on the Rights of…

