All the Looks on the Billboard Music Awards Red Carpet, Starring Queen Mother Janet Jackson

I’m going to be honest: I had to turn off the Billboard Music Awards a few moments in, unofficially because Westworld was starting, officially because I could not deal with Kelly Clarkson as host. That doesn’t mean I didn’t flip to the ultimate queen and my birthday twin Janet Jackson when she performed; it does mean…

Every Sacred, Sacrilegious, and Fully Heathen Look at the Met Gala 2018

The rigid minds in the industry love to call the Met Gala “fashion prom,” but this year, it’s something else: the afterworld. A world of neverending happiness; you can always see the sun, day or night. There’s a lot of wiggle room in its 2018 theme, “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,” and with…

Every Froufy Gown and Cursed Image From the 90th Annual Academy Awards Red Carpet 

As the stars descend on the red carpet and some even have pointedly delayed conversations with alleged abuser Ryan Seacrest, The Rally Against Rape Culture/#OscarsSoComplicit protest is going down on Hollywood and LaBrea. If we have learned one thing this awards season, it’s that it’s difficult to turn an…

Every Look From the Golden Globes Red Carpet, Brought to You by Sexual Harassment and the Color Black

Celebrities have been planning for weeks to wear black on tonight’s Golden Globes red carpet, an expression of solidarity with Me Too and a plea for Hollywood’s climate of sexual harassment to never return to the status quo. But how will that actually play out in practice? Can a night that normally represents glamour,…

All the Best, Worst and Boringest Outfits On the Red Carpet Death Match That Is the Oscars

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting a whole year for, the Battle Royale-slash-Hunger Games of red carpets: the 89th Academy Awards. Who will live? Who will die? Who will revolt against the whole system in an attempt to save humanity from a genocidal caste system? Who will be this girl? Everyone and no one! Let the…

Every Wild and Wacky Look From the 59th Grammy Awards Red Carpet

The Grammys begin at something like noon in Los Angeles—by 2 p.m. Pacific, the red carpet was already in full swing—which is a side effect of how many awards they give away before the broadcast. It’s unfortunate, really, particularly considering people probably had to start getting “glam” at like 10 a.m., which seems…

Every Look On the SAG Awards Red Carpet, With a Caveat: Boss Up, Celebrities

Awards Season is in full force and, hopefully, we’re about to start seeing celebrities use their spotlights to speak out against injustice, particularly as they’re walking tonight’s red carpet while protests of Trump’s Muslim ban are taking place across the country. Would love to see some people carrying protest signs…

Here's Every Look from the 74th Annual Golden Globes Red Carpet. Awards Season Is Here!

Are you so pumped for the official arrival of 2017 awards season, in which fancy people don fancy things and try not to smudge shit in front of 30,000 cameras? Us, too! The Golden Globes is, of course, always the best because there is drinking allowed, so who better to host than your mans Jimmy Fallon? Let’s see what…

All the Country Royalty Wore Leather and Lace on the 50th Annual CMAs Red Carpet

The CMAs celebrated 50 years Wednesday night, which meant a night of real treats for longtime country music lovers: it opened with a procession of royalty performing a medley of hits through the years, including Reba McEntyre, Charley Pride, Charlie Daniels (terrible man, good music), Ricky Skaggs, and Randy Travis,…