Evi says: "This is a work in progress and highly experimental with nudity, adult language and content throughout." Gulp.

The Quaids Predict Their Own Deaths, Are Still Crazy

Margaret Hartmann

11/30/10 4:16pm

In a new interview with Esquire, Randy and Evi Quaid elaborate on the "Star Whackers'" efforts to murder them, the plot to ruin actors including Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen, and their bizarre, yet somewhat sweet, devotion to each other.

Dirt Bag

Maybe Third Time's a Charm for Spencer and Heidi

Lauri Apple

11/13/10 10:33am

132

After almost getting divorced, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in marital blissland and preparing to renew their marriage vows. They've been through so much together! Isn't their ability to forget the past kind of inspiring?

Dirt Bag

Rachel Weisz & Darren Aronfsky Split

Dodai Stewart

11/09/10 9:00am

254

Rachel Weisz and director Darren Aronofsky are separating after nine years together.

Dirt Bag

Teen Mom's Gary & Amber Split, He's Accused Of "Instigating" Domestic Violence

Margaret Hartmann

11/02/10 6:57pm

163

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood's boyfriend Gary Shirley has been photographed hooking up with another woman at a club. Amber's dad confirms that they've broken up, adding that it's Gary's fault that Amber hit him on national television.

Randy & Evi Quaid Broadcast Paranoid, Bizarre Behavior On National Television

Dodai Stewart

11/01/10 12:59pm

Today Good Morning America aired an exclusive interview with Randy and Evi Quaid, which should have cleared things up and set the record straight. Instead it was a weird display of paranoid, possibly delusional and definitely bizarre behavior.

Dirt Bag

Mariah Carey Admits She Is Pregnant

Dodai Stewart

10/28/10 9:00am

254

In a segment that aired this morning on Today, but was taped while sitting in a dark, candlelit room, Mariah Carey confessed that she is pregnant and expecting in the spring.

What Made Randy and Evi Quaid Lose Their Shit?

Lauri Apple

10/24/10 4:00pm

167

Since being arrested in Vancouver for immigration violations after blowing off court dates and other bad moves, the couple is now begging the Canadian government for protection from a "Hollywood hit squad." Say what?

Dirt Bag

Photogs Covering Perry-Brand Wedding Fend Off Bodyguards & Tigers!

Dodai Stewart

10/23/10 10:30am

News photographers claim that Russell Brand's bodyguards tried to get them killed by TIGERS.

Dirt Bag

Michaele Salahi A Housewife No More

Dodai Stewart

9/21/10 9:00am

131

Michaele Salahi won't be returning to The Real Housewives Of D.C.. That is: IF the show is renewed for a second season.

Dirt Bag

Randy Quaid And His Wife Arrested

Hortense Smith

9/19/10 10:30am

420

Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi were arrested yesterday and charged with felony residential burglary after breaking into their former home and living there without the current owner's consent. Evi was also charged with resisting arrest. [TMZ]

Dirt Bag

Angie & Brad Want To Do A Movie; Tito Blames Assault On Jenna's Drug Use

Dodai Stewart

4/27/10 9:00am

247

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: Together again on screen? Maybe! Angelina says:

Dirt Bag

Bret Michaels Talking, "Doing Good" After Brain Hemorrhage; Lindsay Lohan "Dumped" From Film

Hortense Smith

4/24/10 10:30am

124

Wally Sychak, the father of Bret Michaels, says his son is "doing good" and is speaking after being rushed to the ICU with a massive brain hemorrhage last night:

Dirt Bag

Source Claims George Lopez Was Forced To Support Conan; Nicole "Declines" Gwyneth's Friendship Efforts

Hortense Smith

4/18/10 10:35am

199

Though TBS, Conan O'Brien's team, and George Lopez have all stated that Lopez is a major supporter of O'Brien coming to TBS, a source claims that might not be the case:

Dirt Bag

Jim Carrey Is A Grandfather; Sparkly Vampire Set To Film Orgy Scene

Hortense Smith

2/27/10 10:30am

183

Jim Carrey's daughter, Jane, gave birth to a son named Jackson Riley Santana, which means that Ace Ventura is someone's grandfather, which means that I'm getting old. I'm also looking for Ray Finkle. And a clean pair of shorts! [People]

Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete

Margaret Hartmann

12/21/09 6:30pm

Tom Cruise is being sued by Michael David Sapir, who he sued in 2001 after Sapir claimed he had a video of Cruise "engaged in a homosexual relationship." Now Sapir says Cruise hired a P.I. to wiretap his phone.

Dirt Bag

Amy Winehouse Was Thrown Out Of Theater; Brittany Murphy Was Sick Before Dying

Dodai Stewart

12/21/09 9:00am

184

Amy Winehouse was in the audience for a performance of Cinderella and, reportedly, heckled the cast. She shouted things like:

Dirt Bag

Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic

Dodai Stewart

11/09/09 9:00am

A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]

Dirt Bag

SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting

Margaret Hartmann

11/06/09 7:30pm

In the December Elle Sarah Jessica Parker (over?)shares her thoughts on her new twin girls revealing, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good..."

Dirt Bag

Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi

Margaret Hartmann

10/29/09 7:30pm

111

Jon Gosselin has been doing some soul searching (or hired a better publicist). Today, he publicly apologized to Hailey Glassman and insisted there's no Nadya Suleman-Jon Gosselin reality show, though his recent behavior "lent credence to such outrageous stories."

Who Is Naked In Randy & Evi Quaid's Star Whackers Documentary?!

The Quaids Predict Their Own Deaths, Are Still Crazy

Maybe Third Time's a Charm for Spencer and Heidi

Rachel Weisz & Darren Aronfsky Split

Teen Mom's Gary & Amber Split, He's Accused Of "Instigating" Domestic Violence

Randy & Evi Quaid Broadcast Paranoid, Bizarre Behavior On National Television

Mariah Carey Admits She Is Pregnant

What Made Randy and Evi Quaid Lose Their Shit?

Photogs Covering Perry-Brand Wedding Fend Off Bodyguards & Tigers!

Michaele Salahi A Housewife No More

Randy Quaid And His Wife Arrested

Angie & Brad Want To Do A Movie; Tito Blames Assault On Jenna's Drug Use

Bret Michaels Talking, "Doing Good" After Brain Hemorrhage; Lindsay Lohan "Dumped" From Film

Source Claims George Lopez Was Forced To Support Conan; Nicole "Declines" Gwyneth's Friendship Efforts

Jim Carrey Is A Grandfather; Sparkly Vampire Set To Film Orgy Scene

Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete

Amy Winehouse Was Thrown Out Of Theater; Brittany Murphy Was Sick Before Dying

Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic

SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting

Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi

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